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Lovehoney Lick Me Pussy Pump Review

Fri, 22 Aug 2025 00:00:00 -0500

This thing looks kinda scary, I know. ✋ I know… But just hear me out, okay? Around here, only the most amazing toys earn a nickname, and this one has officially been christened The Puddle Maker. 💦

Why? Because the Lovehoney Lick Me Vibrating Pussy Pump and Tongue Vibrator isn’t just one toy—it’s a whole toolbox of pleasure. You’ve got suction, vibration, a flickering tongue, and even a hidden g-spot vibe all wrapped up in smooth, body-safe silicone. It’s versatile, beginner-friendly, and honestly a little mischievous in how many ways it can completely ruin you (in the best way). And all of this comes at a price point that’s refreshingly reasonable for how much it delivers.

Kiiroo Pro Wand Review

Mon, 30 Jun 2025 00:00:00 -0500

Move over, Domi—there’s a new king on the mound. 😏 Kiiroo has released their app-controlled Pro Wand , and I’m absolutely IN LOVE. 💖 It’s smaller, softer, more balanced, and honestly? It’s winning all my awards. 🏆

Let’s break it all down.

TL;DR

4.5/5

Pro Wand by Kiiroo
An excellent wand vibrator

My new favorite wand vibrator. Excelling in solo, partner and remote play.

Pros

Excellent app and remote control
Soft and smooth silicone
Perfectly balanced

Cons

Only one color option, hope you like pink
Lights can be distracting

MSRP $99

Buy from Kiiroo

Lovense Domi 2 Review

Fri, 08 Dec 2023 00:00:00 -0600

Wand style massagers have been one of the most popular personal massagers for as long as people have been using toys. That’s for a simple reason, they work. So it’s only fitting that Lovense , one of the oldest names in the business, has their own offering. And now they are back with the second version, the Domi 2 , and it really works.

Lovense brings their years of experience to revolutionize the massager. The Domi offers you all the power of a classic magic wand in a smaller, more portable, and remote controllable package. Whether you’re seeking ways to elevate your personal relaxation or want a reliable companion for long-distance play, the Domi has a lot to offer. Stick around to find out just how much!