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Wolf

Your nerdy, flirty, dominant guide to the wild side of sex positivity! 🐺🎮😉

Hi there fellow wanderers (or should I say, wonderers?). I’m Wolf, your nerdy-yet-dominant guide to the hidden world of grown-up goodies and libido-related logics. Welcome to my territory on The Strawberry Patch, where the fruits of knowledge and pleasure ripen under the insightful sun of my keystrokes.

A self-proclaimed sovereign of sex positivity, I am here to empower and enlighten you in the realm of sensuality. Together we’ll debunk the enigmas of erotica, stride consciously into the avenues of amorous relationships, and, step by step, unveil the mysteries of the adult toy wonderland.

With a personality as passionate as the words I weave, I’m notorious for being as firm in my dominance as I am fluid in my syntax. But hey, control just comes with the Alpha territory, right? I’m always open to questions, unless you’re asking about my kd-ratio. There are some stats better kept in the console’s memory, if you catch my drift!

Away from the captivating world of words and wisdom, I’m indulging in my love for technology and cutting-edge gadgetry, always ready to put the “Tech” in “Tech-Nique”. Additionally, as a fanatic gamer and a seasoned shutterbug, I have a knack for capturing life’s seamless blend of pixels and picture-perfect moments.

Here at The Strawberry Patch, get ready for thought-provoking, stimulating, and sometimes ‘blushingly’ entertaining reads. And remember, my approach to adult content creation is as respectful as it is robust.

I am Wolf, your Alpha in this enlightening journey through passion and pleasure. So, tighten your virtual seatbelts as we dive deeper into the art of love, lust, and everything in-between. Your adventure has just begun.

Catch you on the wild side,

Wolf 🐺


My BDSM personality results:

  • 100% Dominant
  • 100% Master/Mistress
  • 100% Primal (Hunter)
  • 100% Voyeur
  • 100% Exhibitionist
  • 100% Daddy/Mommy
  • 98% Rigger
  • 93% Experimentalist
  • 92% Non-monogamist
  • 89% Ageplayer
  • 89% Owner
  • 88% Brat tamer
  • 86% Degrader
  • 83% Sadist
  • 25% Vanilla
  • 0% Switch

Get your personality here.

My Contributions

Fireworks celebrating the new year

Intimate Resolutions for 2024

December 31, 2023 Tags: News Relationships
As we wave goodbye to the previous year, we look forward to the next with a sense of anticipation, refreshed energy, and often a list of resolutions. While we often focus on health, self-improvement, or personal finances, we rarely consider our intimate and sexual relationships. That’s a shame because, at least for me, “have more orgasms” sounds a lot more fun than “walk 10 thousand steps a day”! So let’s change that and set some deeply personal goals for 2024. I’ll get you started with a list of things I’ve come up with and then I’ll give some advice for setting your own personal resolutions.
Some of our favorite products from 2023

Our Favorite Products in 2023

You Can't Go Wrong With Any Of These

December 29, 2023 Tags: Lube Sex Toys Recommendations
As we usher in a brand new year, it is customary to reflect back on the past one, reminiscing on moments, memories, and milestones that made the year memorable. So as we get ready to kick off 2024, we’re going to look back at the products that added a dash of pizzazz to our personal lives in 2023. From lube to sex toys to what we’re looking forward to next year, buckle up for a spicer version of your year in review.
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Is Masturbation Cheating?

Tips For Addressing Conflict

Masturbation is widely considered both physically and emotionally healthy by experts and most people do it. But is it acceptable behavior in your relationship? Masturbating does not rise to the level of infidelity but some partners may still see it as a betrayal like cheating. Learn how to navigate this subject with your partner through informed communication and learn the warning signs to keep it from impacting your relationship.
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Discover the Health Impacts of Masturbation

Unveiling the Truth Behind the Taboo

December 19, 2023 Tags: Sexual Wellness Self Care Masturbation
Masturbation has been stigmatized, shrouded in secrecy, and misunderstood due to societal norms and outdated taboos. But what if this ‘solo activity’ is the unsung hero in the realm of wellness, hiding a list of surprising health benefits under its veil? Let’s pull back the curtain and take an unbiased look at the health side of masturbation, dispelling myths and misconceptions along the way.
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Lovense Kraken Review

The Kraken Awakens

November 24, 2023 Tags: Sex Toys Male Toys Lovense Onahole
Embark on a voyage to uncharted pleasure territories with the Lovense’s Kraken Pocket Masturbator. Let our comprehensive review navigate you through the waves of ecstasy that await with this nautical-inspired manual stroker.
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Decoding the Lube Label

Protecting Your Intimate Moments

November 17, 2023 Tags: Lube
When it comes to intimate moments, the details matter. One often overlooked detail? The ingredients in your lubricant.