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Wolf

Your nerdy, flirty, dominant guide to the wild side of sex positivity! 🐺🎮😉

Hi there fellow wanderers (or should I say, wonderers?). I’m Wolf, your nerdy-yet-dominant guide to the hidden world of grown-up goodies and libido-related logics. Welcome to my territory on The Strawberry Patch, where the fruits of knowledge and pleasure ripen under the insightful sun of my keystrokes.

A self-proclaimed sovereign of sex positivity, I am here to empower and enlighten you in the realm of sensuality. Together we’ll debunk the enigmas of erotica, stride consciously into the avenues of amorous relationships, and, step by step, unveil the mysteries of the adult toy wonderland.

With a personality as passionate as the words I weave, I’m notorious for being as firm in my dominance as I am fluid in my syntax. But hey, control just comes with the Alpha territory, right? I’m always open to questions, unless you’re asking about my kd-ratio. There are some stats better kept in the console’s memory, if you catch my drift!

Away from the captivating world of words and wisdom, I’m indulging in my love for technology and cutting-edge gadgetry, always ready to put the “Tech” in “Tech-Nique”. Additionally, as a fanatic gamer and a seasoned shutterbug, I have a knack for capturing life’s seamless blend of pixels and picture-perfect moments.

Here at The Strawberry Patch, get ready for thought-provoking, stimulating, and sometimes ‘blushingly’ entertaining reads. And remember, my approach to adult content creation is as respectful as it is robust.

I am Wolf, your Alpha in this enlightening journey through passion and pleasure. So, tighten your virtual seatbelts as we dive deeper into the art of love, lust, and everything in-between. Your adventure has just begun.

Catch you on the wild side,

Wolf 🐺


My BDSM personality results:

  • 100% Dominant
  • 100% Master/Mistress
  • 100% Primal (Hunter)
  • 100% Voyeur
  • 100% Exhibitionist
  • 100% Daddy/Mommy
  • 98% Rigger
  • 93% Experimentalist
  • 92% Non-monogamist
  • 89% Ageplayer
  • 89% Owner
  • 88% Brat tamer
  • 86% Degrader
  • 83% Sadist
  • 25% Vanilla
  • 0% Switch

Get your personality here.

My Contributions

Photo of ingredients labels on two different lubes

Decoding the Lube Label

Protecting Your Intimate Moments

November 17, 2023 Tags: Lube
When it comes to intimate moments, the details matter. One often overlooked detail? The ingredients in your lubricant.
So-Low lotion on a hand
4.5/5

The Ultimate Cake So-Low Lotion Review

Is It Worth the Hype?

November 10, 2023 Tags: Lube Hello Cake
Have you been settling for any old lotion, or worse yet, just your spit, when it’s time for some me time? Or maybe you’re a proper gentleman who opts for your favorite lube instead? What if I told you there was an even better option? There is, and it is So-Low Lotion by Hello Cake.
Many varieties of lube

Slip, Slide & Decide

Navigating the Diverse World of Personal Lubricants

November 3, 2023 Tags: Lube
Think you know everything about personal lubricants? Think again! Dive into the vast and varied universe of lubes, uncovering their secrets and discovering your perfect match. From water-based wonders to sumptuous silicone, there’s more to lube than meets the eye. Ready to slide into knowledge?