Quiet Sex Toys

Whisper-quiet vibrators and discreet toys for shared spaces. Find toys that won't give you away through thin walls.

If you share walls with roommates, have kids down the hall, or simply value discretion, motor noise matters. “Quiet” is relative — a toy that’s silent under a blanket might be obvious in a quiet room. And manufacturers’ claims don’t always match reality.

We test noise levels in real conditions: at various intensity settings, through blankets and pillows, and compared to common ambient sounds. Our reviews tell you exactly what you’re working with so you can play confidently without worrying about who might hear.