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Lovense Osci 3 Review
Does This Oscillating G-Spot Toy Live Up to the Hype?
August 8, 2025
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Not all G-spot toys are created equal. This one knows how to hit the mark with a new type of thumping stimulation that really pushes my buttons.
Kiiroo Pearl 3 Review
A Smart Toy That Listens (and Learns)
Not just another pretty vibe. The Pearl 3 is a listener, a learner, and a total overachiever
Hands-On with the Kiiroo Fuse
Smart Vibrator for Solo & Partnered Play
The Kiiroo Fuse blends deep vibrations with app-controlled intimacy—but does it deliver on both pleasure and connection?
Kiiroo Keon Review
Is the Keon the Ultimate Masturbator?
Can a machine really stroke better than your own hand? That’s what the Kiiroo Keon claims, so we put it to the test.
Kiiroo Pro Wand Review
My new favorite wand vibrator
Silky, Smart, and Strong. The Kiiroo Pro Wand checks all my boxes and is the new king on the mound.
Kiiroo PowerBlow Review
Does Kiiroo's Interactive Blowjob Toy Truly Suck?
Can any device really feel like a true throat goat?
Kiiroo Feel Pocket Stroker Review
A travel sized pocket pussy with a trick up its sleeve
It’s small but it packs a punch!
In-Depth Look: Lovense Tenera 2 Review
Clitoral pleasure enhanced with Lovense’s next level technology
Ladies around the world rejoice, Lovense has FINALLY released a clit sucker! It’s about damn time 😭 Lovense has paired their amazing app with the clit sucking stimulation that has women raving and I am here for it.
Lovense Nora Review
An interactive rabbit vibrator for the ages
It has been a while since Lovense released their Nora toy, but since I still get regular and enjoyable use out of mine I decided it was overdue for some well deserved praise. Lovense pretty much created the interactive toy market with their original Nora rabbit vibe and the current version has been a staple in my toy box since its release.
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