Reviews

Welcome to our product reviews section, your ultimate guide to navigating the vast world of intimate products. Whether your intrigued by a new sex toy, pondering over the perfect lube, searching for elegant bedroom accessories, or venturing into the thrilling realm of bondage, we’ve got you covered.

Our unbiased, in-depth reviews will take you on a comprehensive tour of each product, with our expert authors inspecting everything from the practical features to the sheer pleasure potential. With The Strawberry Patch’s reviews, you’re not just an informed shopper, but an empowered, adventurous explorer of pleasure.

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3/5

Tenga Pocket Review

An Honest Review of All 6 Textures

January 5, 2026

You travel for work 4-8 times per year, pack carry-on only, and want stimulation options in hotels without dedicating luggage space to sex toys. That’s the ideal Tenga Pocket user and it’s a narrow niche. I tested all six textures across multiple uses and compared to alternatives to figure out exactly when this $6-10 disposable makes sense versus when you should buy something else.

4.5/5

Lovehoney Lick Me Pussy Pump Review

Meet “The Puddle Maker”

August 22, 2025

Why this multifunction toy initially scared me, then intrigued me, then finally earned a nickname and a permanent spot in my toy box.

5/5

Lovense Osci 3 Review

Does This Oscillating G-Spot Toy Live Up to the Hype?

August 8, 2025

Not all G-spot toys are created equal. This one knows how to hit the mark with a new type of thumping stimulation that really pushes my buttons.

4/5

Kiiroo Pearl 3 Review

A Smart Toy That Listens (and Learns)

July 14, 2025

Not just another pretty vibe. The Pearl 3 is a listener, a learner, and a total overachiever

2.5/5

Hands-On with the Kiiroo Fuse

Smart Vibrator for Solo & Partnered Play

July 7, 2025

The Kiiroo Fuse blends deep vibrations with app-controlled intimacy—but does it deliver on both pleasure and connection?

4/5

Kiiroo Keon Review

Is the Keon the Ultimate Masturbator?

July 4, 2025

Can a machine really stroke better than your own hand? That’s what the Kiiroo Keon claims, so we put it to the test.

4.5/5

Kiiroo Pro Wand Review

My new favorite wand vibrator

June 30, 2025

Silky, Smart, and Strong. The Kiiroo Pro Wand checks all my boxes and is the new king on the mound.

Kiiroo PowerBlow mounted on the Feel Pocket stroker

3.5/5

Kiiroo PowerBlow Review

Does Kiiroo's Interactive Blowjob Toy Truly Suck?

June 27, 2025

Can any device really feel like a true throat goat?

3.5/5

Kiiroo Feel Pocket Stroker Review

A travel sized pocket pussy with a trick up its sleeve

November 8, 2024

It’s small but it packs a punch!

4/5

In-Depth Look: Lovense Tenera 2 Review

Clitoral pleasure enhanced with Lovense’s next level technology

August 2, 2024

Ladies around the world rejoice, Lovense has FINALLY released a clit sucker! It’s about damn time 😭 Lovense has paired their amazing app with the clit sucking stimulation that has women raving and I am here for it.